Ladies and gentlemen of the Jury: have you reached a verdict?
--We have Your Honor.
How do you find?
--We find the defendant, Sarah Countryman's former best friend, guilty of cheating in the first degree.
Her sentence will be loss of boyfriend and loss of best friend--indefinitely.
Her release will be when she decides to grow up and act like a 22 year old woman, rather than a 12 year old girl.
The star witness Sarah Countryman wanted the ladies and gentlemen of the court to know that, while she has forgiven the defendant it is quite possible that she will never speak to her again--and also feels it necessary to apologize for being the star witness, but reports that it was best for all parties involved.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
My life as a Law and Order episode.
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